When someone mentions my name in conversation. →
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me: how is it possible to have a favorite song
me: how is it possible to have a favorite album
me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
me: what do you mean they're straight
me: say they're 'just a band' one more time
me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
me: wat. its totally normal to cry over bands
me: gay gay gay gay
me: they are the most perfect human beings
me: age doesn't matter
me: i need concert tickets
me: why don't they ever come to this country
me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
The sad life of an international fan
Korean fan: omg I wish I was sitting closer to the stage
International fan: the stream was lagging (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Korean fan: Picked up my CD from the store today (◡‿◡✿)
International fan: lol paypal verification
Korean fan: le opens CD
International fan: le checks mail everyday for their cds to come
Korean fan: ᄏ ᄏ ᄏ ᄏ oppa 너무 재밌다
International fan: are the subs out yet
Korean fan: noona or someone younger?
International fan: does being 8000km apart bother you or
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait omg but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
When someone pinches your cheeks. →
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I wish my parents were the type to say,
hi-itscrystal: “It’s okay, you’ll do better next time” Instead of “Why didn’t you try hard enough?” It’s so frustrating living with people who don’t give you the encouragement you need in order to do what’s best for yourself.
Those followers that still follow you no matter...
otps: hi welcome to fandomfresh may i take your order
me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
me: done and done
otps: have a nice day
me: sobs and collapses
otps: u okay
12 year olds: what are 11 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
13 year olds: what are 12 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
14 year olds: what are 13 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
15 year olds: what are 14 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
16 year olds: what are 15 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
17 year olds: what are 16 year olds doing on the internet oh my god
I want to talk to you, but I don't want to be...
taexkai: tvradio: dear lucky woman that marries my bias, i hope you treat him well love, me p.s lol it’s funny because i sent a letter to my future self oh well…
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: who said that
When there is a ship on your dash that you don't...
When our idol falls over.
Beliebers: Pray for Justin, we love you Justin.
Selenators: I hope she's ok!
Directioners: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. NICE FALL BRO.
Kpop fans: I want to be that floor.
Jrock fans: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA- omg baby you are so cute.
The difference between kpoppers and normal fans.
foreverkpoppin: Take this picture, for instance: Normal fans: “OMG why can’t i be the lucky one touching hiiiiiim!” “OMG he will never be mine!” “How dare he touch my husband!” Me: “Dongwoo! Why are you touching Sunggyu’s bitch?!?!?”
Interuppting my friend with kpop lyrics.
Friend: A B C D E F-
Me: GEE GEE GEE GEE Baby baby baby~
Friend: I'm so-
Me: CURIOUS YEAAAH~
Friend: I lost-
Me: MAH MIIIIIND~
Me: FANTASTIC BABY!
Me: STOP BREAKING MAH HEAART~
Me: SORRY SORRY SORRY~
Friend: I want-
Me: NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOU~
Friend: Everyday I-
Me: SHOCK OH EVERY NIGHT I SHOCK~
Friend: What's up-
Me: DELI BOYY~
Friend: You're my-
Me: HEART HEART HEART HEART HEAAAART BREAAKEEER~
Friend: I hate you-
Me: YEAAH I HATE YOU~
Friend: Oh my-
Me: BEAUUUUTIFUL TARGEEEEET~
Me: WHY WHY? WHY WHY? WHY WHY? BEFORE THE DAWWWWWWN
Don’t convince yourself, believe in yourself. There’s a difference.– (via quotethat)
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